Perhaps it is a contradiction to peoples own sense of morality, or maybe its because something that is forbidden or frowned upon triggers that shock factor inside your brain. And while youre at it, throw a few heartfelt dad quotes in as well to remind him how much he and his cheesy jokes really means to you. A new moratorium has been instated as of march 25th, 2020. Ur a sick person if u judge someone because of their zodiac signbirth chart me.
Get the latest funniest memes and keep up what is going on in the memeosphere. You wont be able to help everyone in the hospital, but you can make a difference for one person. You cant laugh at the sick or dying, obviously, except in the main. Mar 19, 2010 hitler walks into a library and asks for a book on genocide.
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